Ever had one of those days where you’re so cold you’re pretty sure your soul has icicles? The kind where your fuzzy socks and three blankets just aren’t cutting it? Yeah, that’s when you need to bring out the big guns: a bowl of creamy potato soup that’s basically a warm hug in food form. This isn’t just any potato soup—this is the “I might actually survive winter” soup that’ll make you forget about your freezing toes for at least 20 minutes.
Why This Recipe is Awesome
First off, this soup requires minimal brain power, which is perfect for those days when thinking feels like an Olympic sport. It’s also ridiculously versatile—throw in whatever sad vegetables are wilting in your fridge drawer and suddenly they’re contributing members of soup society. Plus, it’s basically impossible to mess up. Unless you literally set your kitchen on fire, you’re going to end up with something delicious. Even if you think your cooking skills peaked at microwave ramen, I promise you can handle this.
Ingredients You’ll Need
- 6 medium potatoes (russet or Yukon gold) – peeled and diced into chunks the size of your thumbnail
- 1 medium onion – chopped while trying not to cry about your life choices
- 3 tablespoons butter – the real stuff, not that “I can’t believe it’s not” nonsense
- 3 tablespoons flour – all-purpose, because who has specialized flour just lying around?
- 4 cups chicken broth – store-bought is fine, no judgment here
- 2 cups milk – whatever percentage is in your fridge right now
- 1 cup heavy cream – because we’re not here to count calories
- 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese – pre-shredded works if you’re lazy (like me)
- 4 strips of bacon – cooked and crumbled (or 1/4 cup bacon bits if you’re really cutting corners)
- 3 green onions – sliced thin to make it look fancy
- Salt and pepper – the amount depends on how dead your taste buds are
Step-by-Step Instructions
- Prep your potatoes and onion. Peel those potatoes like they insulted your mother and dice them up. Chop the onion and take a moment to question why nature designed them to make us cry.
- Get your base started. In a large pot over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the onions and cook until they’re translucent and slightly pathetic-looking (about 5 minutes).
- Make it thick. Sprinkle the flour over the buttery onions and stir constantly for about 2 minutes. This creates a roux, which is just a fancy French way of saying “flour and fat mixture that thickens stuff.” Don’t let it burn or you’ll have to start over while muttering curses.
- Add your liquids. Gradually pour in the chicken broth while stirring like your life depends on it. Then add the milk and bring the mixture to a simmer. The key word here is “gradually”—dump it all in at once and you’ll have lumps that no amount of whisking will fix.
- Potato time. Toss in your diced potatoes and let them simmer until fork-tender (about 15-20 minutes). If you can easily smush a potato piece against the side of the pot, they’re ready.
- Decision time! For a chunkier soup, leave as is. For a smoother soup, attack about half the mixture with an immersion blender or mash with a potato masher. For completely smooth soup, blend it all (but let it cool a bit first unless you want to redecorate your kitchen).
- Make it creamy. Stir in the heavy cream and cheddar cheese until the cheese melts. This is where the magic happens, people.
- Season to perfection. Add salt and pepper to taste. Be brave here—potatoes need more salt than you think.
- Serve it up. Ladle into bowls and top with crumbled bacon and green onions. Take an Instagram photo because, honestly, you’ve earned those likes.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
- Rushing the roux. If you skip the flour-cooking step, your soup will taste like raw flour, and nobody wants that sadness in their mouth.
- Boiling instead of simmering. This isn’t a race. Aggressive boiling will make your potatoes fall apart and give you potato water instead of soup.
- Under-salting. Potatoes are basically salt vampires—they suck up so much of it. Taste as you go or risk bland soup depression.
- Using cold dairy. Adding refrigerator-cold milk or cream can make it curdle. Nobody wants chunky milk in their soup. Let it sit out for 15 minutes first, or just accept that you’re impatient and heat it slightly.
- Thinking bacon is optional. It’s not. I don’t make the rules.
Alternatives & Substitutions
Look, we all forget ingredients or suddenly discover that what we thought was heavy cream is actually expired yogurt (just me?). Here are some swaps that won’t ruin everything:
- No bacon? Use ham or even smoked turkey. Vegetarian? Try some smoked paprika for that smoky flavor instead.
- Dairy-free needs? Use unsweetened almond milk and coconut cream. It’ll change the flavor a bit, but in a “different but still good” way, not a “what is this abomination” way.
- No cheddar? Any melty cheese works. Gruyère if you’re fancy, mozzarella if you’re not. Even those individual wrapped slices will work in desperate times (FYI, I’ve been there).
- Want to health it up? Replace half the potatoes with cauliflower. Your body will thank you, but your soul might be slightly less fulfilled.
- Herbs are your friend. Throw in some thyme, rosemary, or a bay leaf while the potatoes simmer. Just remember to fish out the bay leaf unless you want someone to get a surprise.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Can I make this in a slow cooker?
Absolutely! Throw everything except the cream, cheese, and toppings in the slow cooker for 6 hours on low. Add the cream and cheese in the last 30 minutes. Boom—dinner with minimal effort.
How long does this soup last in the fridge?
About 3-4 days, though it might thicken up. Just add a splash of milk when reheating. If it lasts that long, I’ll be genuinely impressed with your self-control.
Can I freeze potato soup?
You can, but dairy tends to get weird and grainy when frozen. IMO, it’s better fresh. If you must freeze it, do so before adding the cream and cheese, then add those when you reheat.
My soup is too thin! Help?
Mix a tablespoon of cornstarch with a tablespoon of cold water, then stir it into the simmering soup. Or just call it “potato bisque” and pretend you meant to make it that way.
Can I use leftover mashed potatoes instead?
You rebel, I like your style. Yes, you can—skip the dicing and simmering, just whisk those leftover mashed spuds right into your base after the broth stage.
Is this gluten-free?
Not as written, but swap the flour for cornstarch (make a slurry with cold water first) and you’re good to go. Just make sure your broth is gluten-free too.
Final Thoughts
There you have it—a soup so comforting it should come with a warning label for excessive coziness. This is the kind of recipe that makes people think you actually know what you’re doing in the kitchen. Whether you’re serving it to impress friends or just eating it straight from the pot while watching Netflix (no judgment), this potato soup delivers.
Remember: soup is forgiving. Unlike that person you ghosted last month, it won’t hold grudges if you mess up a little. Add more of what you like, less of what you don’t, and always trust your taste buds over some random internet recipe writer (yes, even me).
Now go forth and create potato magic. May your soup be creamy, your toppings be plentiful, and your winter be slightly less miserable because of it!